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If the plural for box is boxes why not the plural of ox become oxes ? If fowl is goose but two are called geese, why plural for moose should never be meese ? Confusing english. 1) The bandage was wound around the wound 2) We must polish the Polish furniture 3) The soldier decide to desert his dessert in the desert 4) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes 5) I did not object to the object 6) They were to close to the door to close it 7) The wind was too strong to wind the sail 8) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear