How to kill your fast Food chain business of repeating customers....

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1. do not give condiments, and make sure you charge for ranch dressing. 2. When a customer tries to resolve an issue on their receipt, charge them twice for their food order. 3. Hire idiot employees who'd rather twirl in circles, or chat with their friends like it's a clubhouse. 4. Sneeze on someone's food. 5. don't wash your hands after the restroom. 6. get creative with the mop to wipe down tables and chairs. 7. Pick your nose in obvious display in front of the store. 8. Say you are out of whatever menu items are requested by customers 9- forget to pull down sale items displays, so your customer feels like an idiot. 10. tell him that you are out of something, but you can always drive to the nearest town and goto a different branch location. 11. Only speak Spanish to your customers. 12. not giving correct change. 13. sweeping under their feet while the customer is trying to eat. 14. place an eating table right next to the garbage can. 15. leave the restrooms a mess all day, or leave a cleaning sign on the door. 16. serve flat soda. 17. only fill the extra large fries halfway, but overpack the medium fries. 18. serve a raw burger. 19. wiping dust off of dirty patties with your apron. 20. my favorite, leave the doors open for lots of flies to contaminate peoples food. Happy eating!!!