Do you happen to know a good joke ?

For The Kids... Why are elephants grey? So you can tell them from flamingos! Elephant Keeper: "My Elephant isn't well, do you know a good animal doctor? " Zoo Keeper: "No, all the doctors I know are people!" Why do elephants scratch themselves? Because they're the only ones who know where they itch! How does an elephant get down from a tree? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

Two men met while both where looking for thier lost wife's. 1st: How your's look like? 2nd: She is 5'7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about your's? 1st: Forget mine. Let's find your's!!

"Not Fair" A jock and a geek applying for the same job. The boss said, "Boys, you need to take a test before you can get this job." So they took the test and the next day they came back to see who the boss chose. "Well," he said, "Both of you got the same score except I'm going to choose the geek." The jock complained, "Don't you think that's prejudice or something?" "Well," the boss said, "Let me tell you what happened. Both of your papers were right all the way through until the last question came up, and the geek answered 'I don't know,' and then when I looked at your paper, you answered, 'Me either'.

Happen?!!.

a blonde,redhead and brunette were looking at a dictionary for the haredest words they knew.the brunette's word was quizzical.the redhead's word was

Why did the blonde have bruises around her belly button? Because boy blondes are dumb too!!!

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-Mamico,daca o sa fiu fata cuminte,cand o sa fiu mare,o sa am si eu un sot? -Da,fetita mea! -Si daca n-o sa fiu cuminte? -Atunci o sa ai mai multi soti.

-Ce-i cu tine la spital,Bula? -Voiam sa termin cu armata,asa ca m-am prezentat la comandant si i-am spus ca sunt Napoleon.El a incuiat usa, m-a prins in brate si mi-a spus ca el e Josefina.