what is the funniest things that hapenned in your life...?

I was in the hospital for a hernia operation , they told me to shave my PRIVATES before the operation ,so they gave me shaving cream and a shaving blade and a private room . A girl walked in without knocking (my privates were affected by the stroking and lather ) I turned around and faced her with it in my hand ,she was terrified and cried out then left the room running ! I still laugh when I remember it hehehe

I'm sleep in my class..And lastly..My teacher put the chalk in my mouth..Haha..