Yesterday

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So yesterday as i was walking down the street, I saw a lonely elephant. I felt bad for the elephant, so I started to talk to him. He kept saying he wanted to go home, so I asked where he was from. It startled me when he said Mexico. I then reallized that he was actually a communist shape-shifting llama from the plantabula solar system. I quickly jumped into action, drawing my new sword from its sheath. But it was too late, the communist shape-shifting llama tuned into a interplanatary transportation device and was gone. The moral of the story is: Don't buy baking soda any place other than a grocery store. I would also like to hear other stories, so please, go ahead and respond.