Would you use one of these lines?
By Sm00tH
@Sm00tH (2037)
Belgium
February 9, 2007 6:07am CST
Today i read in the paper that there's a new book comming out with about 100 opening lines to say when you're trying to hit on a woman. So the question is for the guys: would you say this to a girl? The questions for the girls is: how would you react if someone said this to you?
Here's some of the lines that i remember:
-I can see on my watch that you're not wearing underpants/panties. (he/she replies: yes i am!) Oh then my watch is running an hour early.
-your sitting in front of your future husband
-have we kissed before?
-you clothes are so nice, they would look good on a pile next to my bed? can i sleep with you or aren't you tired yet?
-do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?
3 responses
@mommycrat (148)
• United States
9 Feb 07
Haha..some of those lines would be automatically translated into a woman's mind (mine, awayway) as, "Hello, I'm a shallow, self-centered jerk. I deserve much more, but if you could please slap me, I would be very appreciative."
And I would be happy to oblige.
@rmuxagirl (7548)
• United States
9 Feb 07
I would simply laugh if a guy ever used a line like those on me.
I've also heard:
are your feet tired cause you've been running through my mind all day?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
@Force_Fed (745)
• United States
9 Feb 07
I've never used a cheesey pickup line. Women can see right through these and if they fall for a line they have nothing to offer me.
I just walk up and lick my eyebrows.
Force
