Analyze: Anatomy

@denden (802)
Philippines
February 10, 2007 5:05am CST
teacher - "Johnnie, use analyze and anatomy in a sentence. johnnie - My Anna lies over the ocean, Oh! bring back my Anna to me."
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@roque20 (518)
• Philippines
18 Feb 07
nice joke! thanks for posting a funny jokes.
@anjuscor (1266)
• India
18 Feb 07
One day, 3 men rushed their wives into the Emergency Room for labor. After a while, the doctor came out and said, "Mr. Smith, Mr. Smith, are you here?" "Yes doctor, im right here," he said anxiously. "Great news," explained the doctor, "Twins!" "Wow, thats great, because I work for the DoubleMint company." About 5 minuter later, the doctor came out and yelled, "Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, are you hear?" "I'm right year Doc," he said. "Mr. Jones, great news, triplets!" "Spectacular!" he said. "Because I work for 3M." A while later, the doctor came out again and said, "Mr. Ford, Mr. Ford, are you here?" "Right here docta," he said. "Wonderful news! It's-" "Wait a minute!" the man said. "I ain't stickin' around for this! I work at the 7-11."
@anjuscor (1266)
• India
18 Feb 07
A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey. So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?" She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"