Just Idle Conversation in a Bar.......

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A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation. He turns to bartender and says, "Hey, about those Democrats in the Congress . ..""STOP pal - I don't allow talk about politics in my bar!" interrupted the bartender. A few minutes later the guy tried again, "People say about the Pope ...""NO religion talk, either," the bartender cuts in. One more try to break the boredom..." I thought the Yankees would...""NO sports talk...That's how fights start in bars!" the barman said."Look, how about se x. Can I talk to you about se x?""Sure, that we can talk about", replies the barkeep."GREAT... GO SCR EW YOURSELF!"