I'm looking for some funny jokes I can use for text messages.

United States
February 10, 2007 10:55am CST
I always get a lot of really good funny text messages from my friends and family. I want to be able to return the favor , but I've been having a hard time finding jokes that are quick and to the point, and small enough to fit the size limit on text messages. I'm looking for anything funny, witty, and even adultish to send to my friends, to get a chuckle out of them. Any and all help is appreciated.
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@astroo13 (963)
• India
10 Feb 07
I am sending one that I got on an early morning. "I had a weird dream last night. I dreamed that all the fools in the world have disappeared. I am sending this message to check whether you are okay. I am really worried.Please call me when you get this message". I hope You like this one.
• United States
10 Feb 07
That's a good one! I'll try it, Thanks.
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@banditwsj (653)
• Indonesia
10 Feb 07
making people laugh by hearing and or read our humour, it is true not that easy work. require creativity of ang very high as well as how us read situation and make him become humour materials which can make others laugh. if others laugh laugh outright to hear or read our humour, that will very make us happy. it is true have many humours which [in] website which can and deliver to people which you love, but better was you make by your self that humour. because by so you will be more esteem with your own creativity. isn't it true that so???