women's and men's version of the "goodnight prayer"
By lauriefnp
@lauriefnp (5109)
United States
February 11, 2007 9:33am CST
WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a bar and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t.
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7 responses
@bigmanqqq (89)
•
3 Mar 07
Hey Hey Hey! No need to be stereotypical! We're not all nyphomaniac inconsiderate sad and superficial, just some and unfortunately that is what gets put down for the rest of us ...
@lauriefnp (5109)
• United States
5 Mar 07
Sorry!
My question is: where are all the men like you hiding? I haven't met too many of them, unless they're gay. And of course the gay ones are unavailable for me.
@margieanneart (26423)
• United States
3 Mar 07
Ya know Laurie, this is a joke, but it is so true. That's why it is so funny I guess. Thanks a lot for another cute one. I have rated you a + again for your post. Thanks again.
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@Marie2473 (8512)
• Sweden
20 Feb 07
ha ha ha, that is soooo true =) There is another thing similar to this. It´s called "How to please"
A woman - and then there is a listing of 100 things
A man - just show up naked
and that is also very true =)
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@paogutierrez (465)
• Philippines
4 Mar 07
Hehehe! Thanks for the laugh! My husband's prayer wasn't answered, lol!
@ElusiveButterfly (45940)
• United States
12 Feb 07
No matter how many times I see this it still makes me smile. Thanks for sharing.
