Why do we learn maths.....to be a mathematician.....

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There are three kinds of mathematicians: those who can count and those who can't. There are two groups of people in the world; those who believe that the world can be divided into two groups of people, and those who don't. There are two groups of people in the world: Those who can be categorized into one of two groups of people, and those who can't. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Flood is over and the ark has landed. Noah lets all the animals out and says, "Go forth and multiply." A few months later, Noah decides to take a stroll and see how the animals are doing. Everywhere he looks he finds baby animals. Everyone is doing fine except for one pair of little snakes. "What's the problem?" says Noah. "Cut down some trees and let us live there", say the snakes. Noah follows their advice. Several more weeks pass. Noah checks on the snakes again. Lots of little snakes, everybody is happy. Noah asks, "Want to tell me how the trees helped?" "Certainly", say the snakes. "We're adders, so we need logs to multiply."