Why is Florida always in the news?

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Anna Nichole Smith? Crazy astronaut lady? Superbowl? Tornadoes? Tornadoes on Christmas day? Hanging Chads? Why is Florida always in the news? I mean what's going on down there? I was in Orlando during Christmas, and the whole continent is always focused on Florida! Does anyone have any reasons for this? Is the state of Florida run by aliens or something? I mean nothing against Florida, it's the best state you have, but hey! What's going on?