Favourite Simpsons quote?

I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down." isnt it nice...!

I have a few.. 1. When Mr burn is believed to be an alien in the woods and mulder and scully go and interogate Homer with a lie detector. Scully : Right I'm gonna ask you a serious of yes or no questions do you understand ? Homer : Yes (Lie detector blows up) 2. Marge : Homer! There's someone who can help you. Homer : Is it batman? Marge : No he's a scientist Homer : Batman's a scientist! Marge : It's not Batman And the last one I could go on forever. 3. Homer : How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Everytime I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.. remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive ? well I can go on but I will stop :)

Oooh doughnuts!! That one is my favorite. You should see how often we say it in my family.

my favorite quote is when marge asks homer if he thinks what he did was wrong and he answers, "marge, i don't think anything i've ever done is wrong."

eat my shorts [bart]

[abu] "silly customer! you cant hurt the twinky" and [homer] "cant talk! eating"

haha i like all of them but there is one that quotes are funny. homers quotes are very funny. homer: (scratches a ticket and sees he won $1 million), apu, apu, i wanna buy this chocolate bar and this ticket. this is all i have. apu: oh im sorry, you do not have enough for both of them. homer: ee, ee, ill take the chocolate bar.

I love the simpsons.My favorite saying is where's the beef?

mine is by ralph too... 'why does everybody run away from me'? and then he wets his pants LOL!! ralph is so cutely dumb hehehe [i noe cutely isnt a word lol]

Oh, there are many... I can't remember all of them and some of my favorites I even have written down somewhere on my computer, but to be honest - I'm a bit lazy to type them over now and I still can't use copy/paste option on mylot:( Ok I won't go off topic anymore :} Here is one: Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is - never try!

umm i like when homer says doh and the bully says ha ha