female 'n male poem

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FEMALE POEM I want a man who's handsome,smart and strong One who loves to listen all day long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I want him to be gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash,not be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind, And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I want this man to love me to no end, And forever be my very best friend. MALE POEM I want a deaf- mute nymphomaniac With huge BOSSOM who owns a booze store and a fishing boat. I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a S*^$#!!!!