One Liners Part 4

Who Did It ?? A lawyer charging a high fee, a lawyer charging a low fee and Santa Claus were seated around a table in the center of which was $10,000. The lights went off. When the lights came back on the $10,000 was missing. Who took it ? Answer: The lawyer charging the high fee took it because the other two are a figment of your imagination. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- God Grants Wishes The night before a couple were about to be married, they both were killed in a car accident. They arrived in Heaven and asked St. Peter if they could still get married. The couple were called in to actually see God. God spoke, 'I will grant you your wish. But not right now. It may be a few days or a few years, but I will allow you to be married.' Five years came and went and the couple were finally call upon to get married. After one day of wedding 'bliss', they went back to God to see if they could get a divorce. They were sure the marriage would not last. God spoke, 'It took me five years to finally get a priest in Heaven. Do you have any idea how much longer it will be until we get a lawyer?!' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't Know! A policeman arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree. The cop rushes over to the vehicle and asks the driver Vickie, "Are you seriously hurt?" "How do I know?" Vickie responds. "I'm not a lawyer!"