No,Not Another Blonde Joke
By lprhll
@lprhll (387)
Italy
February 15, 2007 7:51am CST
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.
3 responses
@anjuscor (1266)
• India
15 Feb 07
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.
"You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman.
"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific."
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Owe, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ouch, even THAT hurts", she cried.
The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis; "You have a broken finger."
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Doctor: "I've got very bad news. You've got cancer and Alzheimer's."
Patient: "Well, at least I don't have cancer"
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Wife: Doctor My husband thinks he's a satellite dish.
Doctor: Don't worry I can cure him.
Wife: I don't want him cured I want you to adjust him to get the movie channel.
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Bob to X-ray technician after swallowing some money:
"Do you see any change in me?"
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Nurse: Doctor, the man you've just treated collapsed on the front step what should I do?
Doctor: Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving!
@anjuscor (1266)
• India
15 Feb 07
Do all diagnostic procedures require pre-certification?
No. Only those you need.
What are pre-existing conditions?
This is a phrase used by the grammatically challenged when they want to talk about existing conditions. Unfortunately, we appear to be pre-stuck with it.
Well, can I get coverage for my pre-existing conditions?
Of course, as long as they don't require any treatment.
What happens if I want to try alternative forms of medicine?
You'll need to find alternative forms of payment.
What should I do if I get sick while traveling?
Try sitting in a different part of the bus.
No, I mean what if I'm away from home and I get sick?
You really shouldn't do that. You'll have a hard time seeing your primary care physician. It's best to wait until you return, and then get sick.
I think I need to see a specialist, but my doctor insists he can handle my problem. Can a general practitioner really perform a heart transplant right in his office?
Hard to say, but considering that all you're out is the $10 co-payment, there's no harm giving him a shot at it.
