A m I sexually abnormal, or could it be the raw turnips.please help.
By aerialitis
@aerialitis (104)
February 16, 2007 8:38am CST
My problem being a seventy old age pensioner who is highly sexually active and always has been.Married and divorced 6 times owing to my roving eye,I am now in the midst of an affair with an 18yr old pole dancer and I am afraid my current wife suspects, as I some times arrive home full of wood splinters,I look younger than my years, being mistaken at times as in my late thirties.Assessing my problem I am wondering if it could be the vast quanties of raw turnips that ive always loved eating,.Has any one out there had this problem.Please help.
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@BettyBooAmy23 (324)
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16 Feb 07
Would certainly think that the turnips have something to do with it! would love to see a photo of you!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@soldenski (2503)
• United States
16 Feb 07
You look like you are 30? Wow that is great, what is your secret? Why would you come home with wood splinter? I don't understand that part, do you dance on a pole also, and even then why would you get splinter's? Post a picture of you and your girlfriend please.
@aerialitis (104)
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16 Feb 07
I beleve she transfers the splinters from herself to me, you see its a wooden pole she uses.
