A Dictionary for Women

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argument - a discussion that occurs when you are right, but he has not realize it yet blonde jokes - jokes that are so short so that men can understand them clothes dryer- an appliance designed to eat socks diet soda - a drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a box of donuts eternity - the last two minutes of a football game exercise - to walk up and down the mall, resting for awhile to make purchase grocery list - what you took an hour writing and eventually be forgotten when you go to the grocery store hairdresser - someone who can create a style that you can never do again, syn. "Magician" hardware store - similar to a black hole in space, if he goes in, he won't be coming back for a long time childbirth - a process where you undergo 36 hours of contractions, never ending pain and he gets to hold your hand and say, "focus.. you can do it.. breathe... push.." lipstick - on your lips: coloring to give beauty and enhance your lips. - on his collar: coloring that a tramp would only wear park - before children: a place where you could go, have a date and make out - after children: a place where your children can play plus, it got swings and slides! patience - the most important ingredient when dating, during marriage and with children, syn. tranquilizers waterproof mascara - comes off if you cry, shower or swim, but will not come off if you remove it valentine's day - a day where you imagine dinner dates with candle lights, bouquet of roses, diamonds and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card