Marriage - Part 6.....The Man of the House
By Katlady2
@Katlady2 (9904)
United States
February 16, 2007 11:19pm CST
The husband had just finished reading the book "Man of the House." He stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert. Then you're going to draw me a bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied,
"The funeral director?"
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@stud_muffin (270)
• India
18 Feb 07
There was a father and son who were always in competition with each other. One day the son left to take an entrance exam at a university. He wanted to major in medicine. A week later he returned from his trip looking very down in the dumps.
"How was the exam?" asked his father.
"They asked quite a lot of 'Fill in the missing letter' questions about first aid and stuff. I got a score of 75%. It wasn't good enough to get accepted," the boy replied.
"Well in that case I better take that exam myself," the father said. So off to the university he went. A week later the father returned from his trip looking very down in the dumps.
"How was the exam?" asked his son.
"They asked quite a lot of 'fill in the missing letter' questions about first aid and I got them all wrong but one."
"Gee, Dad. Which question was that?"
"The question was...", started the father, "What do you do when you come across a lady which has fainted. You feel her PU_S_ ?"
"That's easy", the son replied. "The answer is pulse."
"Oh, hell," said the father," I got that one wrong as well."
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@CatEyes (2448)
• United States
18 Feb 07
I did not expect that one at all.
Ever wonder why men wear earrings? Here you go; THIS EXPLAINS THE ORIGIN OF WHY MEN STARTED WEARING EARRINGS. A man notices that his colleague is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense.""So," he says, "I didn't know you were into earrings.""Don't make a big deal of it, it's only an earring," the co-worker replies peevishly.His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say, "So, how long have you been wearing one?""Ever since my wife found it in my truck."I always wondered how this trend got started and now I know.
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@firechick72 (167)
• United States
17 Feb 07
lmao that was a good one I have got to send this to my sister lol
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