Funny Things My Mother Taught Me!

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My Mother taught me LOGIC ... when she said... 'If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION ... when she said... 'Just wait until your father gets home." My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT ... when she said... 'If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up. My Mother taught me MEDICINE ... when she said... 'If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way." My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD ... when she said... 'If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job!" My Mother taught me ESP ... when she said... 'Put your sweater on; don't you think that I know, when you're cold?" My Mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE ... when she said... 'What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! ... Don't talk back to me!" My Mother taught me HUMOUR ... when she said... 'When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." My mother taught me about GENETICS ... when she said... 'You are just like your father!" My mother taught me about my ROOTS ... when she said... 'Shut that door... Do you think you were born in a barn?" My mother taught me about the WISDOM of AGE ... when she said... 'When you get to be my age, you will understand." My mother taught me about RECEIVING ... when she said... You are going to get it when we get home. and my all time favourite thing - JUSTICE ... when she said... 'One day you will have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU … then you'll see what it's like to be me!" What did your Mother teach you?