One question to ask your cat.

"Where do you go all day and why"? I've always wondered what they do when they are out and why they do it, it must be great life being able to climb and jump as far as they can. I've often wished they could tell me all about it.

I would ask my cats what they are thinking when they look at me.

I would ask him where he goes when I can't find, sometimes he is gone for hours, I haven't a clue where he goes....

I would ask my cat why he drinks plant water, and dish water, and water from the sink instead of drinking from his own water bowl.

who let the dogs out!?

What do cats think about???

something like that: haw is to be a cat?

Why did you pee on the bed in the middle bedroom? What was that about? Your litterbox was clean so were you mad at us?

Why do you run into the kids' bedrooms when you are running away from them? That just seems so stupid to me to do that, especially considering there are no good hiding places in there and they always find you. Duh.

I dont realy know, i talk a lot to my black cat, but it is almost onesided, she doesnt ans much, but when i call her, she runs into my arms, i guess this is the right answer.......

I'd generally ask: "WHY DO YOU DO THAT!" I'm always having having cats doing strange things and that's what I wonder. Like the cat who has to get on top of me & kneed - why does he do that? Or the kitten that has to lick my left nostril - WHY???? Why does Oliver not want his tummy touched. Why does Scamp love it so much? Why does Taj snap at me? WHY? WHY? WHY?!?!

I would ask my cat if he was happy living with me, and if he wasn't, where would he rather be.

To Luna B i'd ask her why she loves dad more then me. To Simba, Why do you follow me to the bathroom and think it's time for me to love you.

I often ask my cats alot of question but they usually give me a blank stare and just walk off. The answerable question would be to ask them is, "Are you like to be scratched here?" They always reply with a purr.