Knowing Your Husband

`you post a ver good jokes all ... i hae a bundle of jokes where i collected it from mails and net.. heres one.. Two srs, one blond ounette, inherit the family ranchunfortunately, ust a few years, they are inancia tle. In order to keep the bank from epossessing the ranch,ey need to purchase a bull so tha they can bd their own stock. The brunette bheir checkbook, then takestheir last $600lars out west to ather ranch where a man has a prize bull fr sale. upon leaving, she telsister, "When I get thre, if I deide buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home' The brunete arrive at the man's ancects the bull, and es she doe want to ttells her that he can sell it 4599, no less. after paying him, she drives to the nearst town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She winto the telegraph office, and says "I wa a telegram sister telling her that I've boughorour ranchi need her to hitch r to our pickup truckand drivtso we can haul it home." the telegraph opertor exlahat heglad to help her, "It'99 cents a word." well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has41 left. She realizes that she' beble to end her sn After thing for minutes, she nods, and ys, "I want you to senher the word, 'comfortable.'" the telegraph operatorshakes his head. 'How is she eveoino know that youwant her to hitch the trailer to ckup truck and drive out here to haul tt bll back to your ranch if you send her the word, 'comfortable'?' the brunette e "My sister'sbode, read it very slw."

Probably you must knowing your wife...

hear the answer Mike's Girlfriend After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend's new telephone number, I dialed him -- and got a woman. "Is Mike there?" I asked. "He's in the shower," she responded. "Please tell him his girlfriend called," I said and hung up. When he didn't return the call, I dialed again. This time a man answered. "This is Mike," he said. "You're not my boyfriend!" I exclaimed. "I know," he replied. "That's what I've been trying to tell my wife for the past half-hour."