How to Do a Business?
By SignMe
@SignMe (1031)
India
February 19, 2007 8:47pm CST
How business is done???
Father : "I want you to marry a girl of my choice"
Son : "I will choose my own bride!"
Father : "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...ok"
Next - Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President : "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father : "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case...ok"
This is how business is done!!
Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything.
Do you have some witty experiences to share?
1 response
@josephperera (2906)
• Sri Lanka
26 Feb 07
A man dressed in the finest of clothes goes to the barber. After the haircut he asks the barber whether he can change $1000. As the barber cannot do it he tells the barber to send his small son with him and that he will change it at the grocery shop.
He has a bag of 1000 peanuts at the grocery he tells the kid to sit down and tells the shop keeper that he has 1000 peanuts and to keep it for a few hours till he goes and buys clothes.
He then goes to a shop and buys $1000 worth of the finest clothes. He tells the shop keeper to ask for the money from the grocery shop owner. The clothes shop owner wants the man to accompany him to ask for the money. As they approach the grocery shop the man shouts at the grocery shop owner and tells him to hand over his 1000 to the clothes shop owner.
The clothes shop owner is happy and the mans walks away with the clothes. The clothes shop owner boasts to the grocery shop owner about how he sold some clothes at a very high value to that man. Then he asks for his $1000. It is then only that he finds out that the man has given 1000 peanuts.