opening remarks of a president in a class

what occasion is calling for the speech you are referring to?

Ladies and Gentleman, I stand before you, to stand behind you, To tell you something I know nothing about. This afternoon, which is this morning. There will be a meeting for ladies only. The men are invited. The admission is free, so pay at the door So pull up a chair, and set on the floor Now onto the lighter side of life. That’s the way Present Bush got in office. Wildbore269@yahoo.com