Sell Yourself To Get A Date!
By Brian
@wolfie34 (26771)
United Kingdom
February 21, 2007 8:31am CST
Imagine if you weren't in a partnership or a marriage and you went on to a dating agency and you had to 'sell yourself' - how would you describe yourself to get the ideal man or woman?
I devised one, as you know I've got a wild sense of humour so here goes...
1971 model, great bodywork, good little runner,
loyal, reliable, honest and not too many miles on the clock
good chassis, there are a few knocks and scratches but they
are hidden underneath.
Seeks a well humoured little number who enjoys nights
under the stars, a little romance and a long term license
No dents, but willing to take the back seat. Someone to 'drive' me wild, you've got my number can I have yours?
Now you can understand why I'm single LOL! Go on give it a go! I've showed you mine, now show me yours ;0)
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10 responses
@ukchriss (2097)
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28 Feb 07
This was my last add lol
"If you like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the Cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape."
Yes its words to a song, but they worked ok for me!
@superbren (856)
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22 Feb 07
ok , this is a toughie but it appeals to my sense of humour.
....Good tackler who likes to play midfield
willing to exchange passes
plays an outstanding game
seeks a home player
no away games
i cant go on as you might have guessed i know nothing about football.hehe , i just had a wee look in the newspaper for tips.
and for my cheesy chat up line ... hello, are you a parking ticket? why? because you have fine written all over you.well, i couldnt resist that one.
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@weemam (13372)
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24 Feb 07
lol after 45 years pal takes a bit of thinking out
1942 model old but in good working order
bit wear and tear on the bodywork but can still do rouitine jobs
good disposition , easy made laugh , can laugh at myself ( must be a good thing)
very good mothering instincs (
cuddly and likes cuddles ,
near sellby date so hurry lol
@SimplyJo (1694)
• India
21 Feb 07
Oh jeez.. i am sooo not good at this. i really like yours though.. let me give this a shot.. umm.. lets see..
Wanna date a mysterious chick ? Oh well... so lets meet up and unveil the mystery.
LOL -- TOo cheesy, don't you think ? I'm so bad at this !
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@rosie_123 (6113)
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24 Feb 07
Yours was great WIlfie! Well I am not so good at thee things either - but I will have a go just for you......... so:-
"Feisty, blonde Catwoman needs a mate! No mice need apply - I want a real man! I smoke, I drink, and I can't cook to save my life, - but if you want fun, laughter, adventure, and love animals as much as me - please give me a call, and make this green-eyed kitten purr!"
Silly - huh!?
@stateroad (730)
• United States
22 Feb 07
You are really too good to not be snatched up already.
I am surprised you do not have to tell a lot of people to
take a number to rate a date with you. (rate a date - I am a poet and did not even know it) I have the hardest
time about saying nice things about myself. If I decided
to go to an agency I would have you write it for me. You
are way to talented at writing. I really doubt you having
trouble with a date of your choice.
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@mnflower (1299)
• United States
28 Feb 07
oh wolfie you come up with some good ones...I am not sure I even want to attempt this but hey we only live once right.
funloving, adventurist,energetic,realistic female in good working order few bumps and bruises on the heart so be careful please no bruises need apply...looking for a non cough potatoe male that is will to explore and enjoy the new realms of owning there own home with acreage in the country style living or the north woods.
@sechsey (1831)
• Canada
21 Feb 07
5'8 of Asian breed... champion bloodline of Spanish and Chinese decent. Philippine registered and with 25 years redmarks acquired.
great disposition, fun, loyal, patient and sweet. Easily trainable(",) and great conversationalist woof! Eats just about anything, low maintenance, active and fit.
To see and admire and pet^_^, contact Sechsey!
@Naomi17 (624)
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22 Feb 07
Blue Eyed small but perfectly formed blonde who will drive you crazy, lifes for living and loving if you want to be my man i will turn your life upside down. A sense of humour is essential don't tell me lies i only go for honest guys!
