Your favorite funny one-liner?

India
October 14, 2006 7:14am CST
Mine : Reality is just an illusion due to a lack of alcohol.
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24 responses
annugupta
@annugupta (186)
• India
18 Oct 06
Smile - the second best thing you can do with your lips
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catchsharad
@catchsharad (1326)
• India
9 Dec 06
thats the best one so far
s_yakoob
@s_yakoob (169)
• India
18 Oct 06
You are an Engineer: If you know the direction the water swirls when you flush
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catchsharad
@catchsharad (1326)
• India
18 Oct 06
nice ones there/...
Lauraleigh99
@Lauraleigh99 (4718)
• United States
18 Oct 06
Your village called they want their idiot back!!
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s_yakoob
@s_yakoob (169)
• India
18 Oct 06
You Might be an Engineer: You carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a test that actually takes five minutes to run
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tanujbhargava
@tanujbhargava (310)
• India
7 Dec 06
hehe ! nice one!
s_yakoob
@s_yakoob (169)
• India
18 Oct 06
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.
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Lauraleigh99
@Lauraleigh99 (4718)
• United States
18 Oct 06
I never heard that one. That is funny
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s_yakoob
@s_yakoob (169)
• India
18 Oct 06
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
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bhchy1
@bhchy1 (6047)
• United States
18 Oct 06
The voices in my head don't like you..
bhchy1
@bhchy1 (6047)
• United States
18 Oct 06
Don't do anything I wouldn't do...and don't do anything I would...hehehe
19862004
@19862004 (430)
• India
21 Oct 06
do u love me as i love u
hirals
@hirals (1736)
• India
21 Oct 06
u r very funny!
annugupta
@annugupta (186)
• India
20 Oct 06
Hope you liked mine...
annugupta
@annugupta (186)
• India
20 Oct 06
Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.
annugupta
@annugupta (186)
• India
20 Oct 06
I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest. Build a machine an idiot can use, and only an idiot will want to use it.
raikarraviraj
@raikarraviraj (353)
• India
10 Dec 06
Dont wait for things to happen. Make things happen.
psnogi
@psnogi (545)
• India
11 Dec 06
the best one was from sidhu, once in a game ganguly was the reason for run-out of dravid,sidhu mde a comment "GANGULY HAD THROWN A DROWNING MAN BOTH ENDS OF THE ROPE"
annugupta
@annugupta (186)
• India
20 Oct 06
Oh yeah? You wanna step out of the giant robot and say that again? 7/5th of all people don't understand fractions.
annugupta
@annugupta (186)
• India
20 Oct 06
I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest. Build a machine an idiot can use, and only an idiot will want to use it.
annugupta
@annugupta (186)
• India
20 Oct 06
Never assume malice for what stupidity can explain. The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
annugupta
@annugupta (186)
• India
20 Oct 06
Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at. If you took all the stupid people in the world... you'd have formed Rhode Island.
annugupta
@annugupta (186)
• India
20 Oct 06
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. Ignorance will take you to a lot more interesting places than knowledge.
annugupta
@annugupta (186)
• India
20 Oct 06
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.