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Dear Tech Support, Last year, i upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall performance... perticularly in the Flowers and Jewelry application. which operated flawlessly in the Boyfriend 5.0 series... in addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as MLB 5.0, NBA 4.5, PGA 3.0, NFL 6.9..... Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, Housecleaning 2.8 simply crashes the system, i've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avial, what can i do? Signed, Desperate REPLY FROM TECH SUPPORT Dear Desperate, First keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command C:/ITHOUGHYOULOVEDME.EXE to download Tears 6.2 which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. if that application works as designed, then Husband 1.0 should automatically run the application Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5 but remember overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to automatically install Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, and Beer 6.1. WARINING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring Loudly. CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall the Boyfriend program.. these are not supported appllications and will crash Husband 1.0 In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. you might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. i personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingere 7.7. Good Luck, Tech Support