Things to do on your driving test

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Just some useful advice :) *Fill some beer bottles with weak tea so they look yellowish, leave them where the examiners feet will be along with some empty ones. During the test cross your legs over and ask the examiner to pass you an empty bottle. *Bribe your examiner ("I think you have dropped some money, let me put it back in your top pocket for you") and see what he says. *Jobbie (poo) yourself during the test, the car will stink so badly the examiner will pass you so you don't come back! *Bring along the soundtrack to your favorite GTA game and play it loudly. *Choose a foreign accent and talk to your examiner in it. *Bring along party hats and if you pass insist that your examiner puts one on while you pull some party poppers. *Bring alone a violin. Play it if you get told you have failed. *After the examiner gets in the car, pop the hood, and get out and check the oil. *Come dressed in a suit. Before the examiner gets in the car, ask him to put a piece of saran wrap down so he doesn't dirty the seat. *Turn the radio on. When the testor goes to turn it off slap his hand. *When you stop at a light, start revving the engine while looking backand forth between the person next to you and the light. *Break off your rear-view mirror and then ask the eaminer to hold it up. Can you add some more? Disclaimer: Don't do any of these things if you want to pass