school lunches what are they really made of?

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I have a theory to this age old mystery. For those who have always questioned the contents of their sloppy joe served by the lunch lady whose dandruff is falling through her hair net I have the solution. I don't think regular contents are being put into our school lunches, like chinese food instead of mixing dog into the ingredients cockroaches are being boiled in to add to that special touch. I would know because on my chicken fillet sandwich I discovered this secret ingredient and was about as big as the back end of jlo. If you've had a horror story like this give a shout out.