Who are you?
By carlqu
@carlqu (41)
China
February 22, 2007 11:54am CST
Tom bought a parrot which only can say one sentence "Who are you"
One day Tom goes out leaving the parrot inside his home alone. Then comes a workman who collects the electricity payment for the local gov.
"Excuse me, I'm coming to collect your electricity payment, may I come in?"
"Who are you?"
"Well, I'm the man who collect the electricity payment, so should I..."
"Who are you?"
"...?...Hmm...I am the man who collect the electricity payment."
"Who are you?"
The man nearly mad, and louder, "I AM THE MAN WHO COLLECT THE ELECTRICITY PAYMENT!"
"Who are you?"
"OOOHH, My God!" he's angry, "I AM THE FxxKING MAN, WHO COLLECT THE ELECTRICITY PAYMENT!!"
"Who are you?"
Now he is totally insane, "I AM THE MAN, WHO COLLECT THE ELECTRICITY PAYMENT, MOTHER FxxUCKER!!"
"Who are you?"
"Bang--!" The man is breaking down, and tumbling.
"Who are you?"...
10 minutes goes pass, Tom comes back.
"Hmm? A lying person? Who's that?" Tom shakes him and asks, "Who are you?"
"The fxxking man who collect the electricity, mother fxxker!" says the parrot.
4 responses
@hobohobo (678)
• Indonesia
23 Feb 07
This apparently was a real memo sent at a computer company to its employees in all seriousness.
This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor.
"Mouse Balls"
Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units).
Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.
Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced by the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.
Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse can be used immediately.
It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
Any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.
