What is your best break up line?

'its not working out, im sorry' 'ive tried, but i cant have a relationship and give my 100% on my studies' 'my dad got angry with me for having a bf, maybe someday we could get back together again' or i just dont say anything, i stop in/outgoing communication with him. i dont see him for quite some time and i just let it go. coz i dont like him anymore.

"I don't think you're happy, I dont think this is what you want, blah blah blah"

My mom doesn't like you. we need to part ways. I think she hired a detective to follow me. so i think this is good bye. :)

I have told men that the relationship is going nowhere and it's time for a change. That we both need to start dating others. Then ween them off by accepting fewer calls from them. Sounds cold, but it works for me

"I can't see you anymore, my new hot boyfriend wouldn't appreciate that" "I do love you in the way that I might cry if you get hit by a bus, but not the kind of love that I feel for a boyfriend" "I'm going to college, so um yeah I want to see other people" boy I sound like a big witch LOL, these guys treated me like crap, so I had to leave a good impression on them so they'd leave me alone!