A Girlfriend and Boyfriend...........
@HumsafarMandeep (691)
February 22, 2007 2:01pm CST
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
GIRL : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick .
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@forjosie (1544)
• Indonesia
9 Mar 07
THE SPEEDING OFFENSIVE
This Policeman pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone.
"I was only going 40!" the driver protested.
"Not according to my radar," the officer replied.
"Yes, I was!" the man shouted back.
"No you weren't!" the policeman said, starting to get annoyed. With that, the man's wife leaned toward the window and said,
"Officer, I should warn you not to argue with my husband when he's been drinking."
