Lawyer Joke
By whatsnew22
@whatsnew22 (71)
United States
February 22, 2007 9:08pm CST
A docter, a lawyer,a priest, and a little boy were all on an airplane, suddenly the plane devloped engine trouble.
In spite of the best efforts of the pilot the plane started to go down, the pilot grabbed a parachute and jumped out, but this only left three parachutes.
The doctor said "i save lives, so i must live" so he took a parachute and jumped
The lawyer said "I'm the smartest man in the world, I deserve to live" so he also took a parachute and jumped
The priest looked at the boy and said "do not worry take the parachute, I've lived a long good life and your so young and have much to experince"
the boy smiled and threw the preist a bag and said "don't worry we still have two parachutes left becuase the smartest man in the world just took off with my backpack"
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@forjosie (1544)
• Indonesia
9 Mar 07
PARKING IN THE WILD WEST
A cowboy had been in the saloon for a long time and decided that it was time, once again to head for the hills. He walked through the swing doors and immediately noticed that his horse had disappeared from the rail.
"OK" he said, re-entering the crowded bar "I,m gonna have one more drink and if my horse ain't back by then, the same thing will happen here that happened in Dodge City."
With that several of the cowboys ran out of the saloon and within minutes one had returned to tell him that they'd found his horse for him. As he turned to leave the bartender stopped him.
"Excuse me stranger" he said, "but what happened in Dodge City?"
The cowboy replied: "I had to walk home!"
@bigedshult1 (1613)
• United States
23 Feb 07
that was not a smart thing to do was it
hear one for you
Computer Power
The businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped, exhausted.
His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a comforting word.
"My, you look tired," she said. "You must have had a hard day today. What happened to make you so exhausted?"
"It was terrible," her husband said, "The computer broke down and all of us had to do our own thinking."
