Labour pains
By whatsnew22
@whatsnew22 (71)
United States
February 22, 2007 9:18pm CST
A copule rushed off to the hospital to have their first born delievered on arriveing the doctor said he had a machine that would transfer some of the pain of giving birth to the father the couple agreed to try it.
So as the wife went into labour the doctor said he would set it at 10% explaining it would probably much more pain than the father had every experienced before. The husband seemed fine and in no pain at all so he urged the doctor to move it up a notch.
So the docotr set it at 20%, the husband was still completely fine!
So the doctor said he would set it at 50% again, the husband was fine, and since he saw how much he was helping his wife out he said "give me 100% i can handle it" so the doctor set the machine at 100% transfer and the rest of the birth was completely painless for the wife, and the husband was completely fine!
The couple went home extermly happy but, when they arrived at their house they found that the mailman was dead on the front porch.
2 responses
@hobohobo (678)
• Indonesia
23 Feb 07
A man was mowing his front yard when his attractive, blonde, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to her mailbox. She opened the mailbox, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house. A little later, she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and again slammed it shut. Angrily back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, the blonde came out again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
She replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail
@alindahaw (1219)
• Philippines
23 Feb 07
This is so funny! hahaha! I just have one question though, what does it have to be a blonde all the time? Just becuase her hair is fair doesn't mean she had to be those "duh?" kind of gal. Anyway, this is a great a joke!
