cah you beat this

United States
February 24, 2007 12:05am CST
He Can't Hit My Fastball Before a series, St. Louis manager Frankie Frisch instructed his pitching staff to avoid throwing Brooklyn's Tony Cuccinello a fastball. Dizzy Dean objected. "He can't hit my fastball." He begged Frisch to let him throw Cuccinello a fastball. Frisch refused. Finally with the game in hand, he relented. Dean threw Cuccinello a fastball. Cuccinello hit it out of the park. Dean turned to Frisch. "By gosh, Frankie. You were right for once."
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forjosie
@forjosie (1544)
• Indonesia
9 Mar 07
A LOGICAL ENOUGH QUESTION On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?" At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?"
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mukulmisra24
@mukulmisra24 (1703)
• India
28 Feb 07
Good one this is from me----- INTERVIEWER: hOW DOES AN ELECTRIC MOTOR RUN? sARDAR: DHUURRRRRRRRRRRR... INTERVIEWR SHOUTS: sTOP IT! SARDAR: DHURR DHUP. DUP. DUP. DUPPP.... Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good. Sardar gee: bad Interviewer: come Sardar gee: go Interviewer: Ugly Sardar gee: Pichli Interviewer: Shut up Sardar gee: Keep talking Interviewer: Get out Sardar gee: Come in Interviewer: Oh God! sardar gee: Oh Devil! Interviewer: U r rejected. Sardar gee: I am selected.... Oye ballay ballay Once there was a competition held that one who can stay in a room with a pig for 20 days will be awarded Rs 15 lakhs. So 1st the pilot went to stay with him but after 2 days he came out saying I can't stay there. Then an astrologer went he stayed there for 5 days and then came out saying I cant stay there. Now Santa went in there and stayed there for 5, 6, 7, 8,9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 days.On the 15th day when the people out of the room were very excited to meet santa, the pig came out saying I cant stay there.
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Dicky
@hobohobo (678)
• Indonesia
24 Feb 07
My husband and I were in the car heading home from a weekend trip out of town. We needed gasoline, so I stopped at a gas station just off the highway and maneuvered up to a pump. On this particular pump there was a hand written sign placed there by management that read, "This pump is very slow." Just below this message, some joker had added, "My name is Forest... Forest Pump."
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