$30,000 entrusted to you...
By camille101
@camille101 (1025)
United Arab Emirates
February 24, 2007 3:00pm CST
"An old man was on his death bed, and wanted to be buried with his money. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. "Here's $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me."
At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin. Riding away in a limousine, the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed, "I only put $20,000 into the envelope because I needed $10,000 to repair the roof of the church."
"Well, since we're confiding in each other," said the doctor, "I only put $10,000 in the envelope because we needed a new X-ray machine for the pediatrics ward at the hospital which cost $20,000."
The lawyer was aghast. "I'm ashamed of both of you," he exclaimed. "I want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin, I enclosed a check for the full $30,000.""
What would you do if you're entrusted with $30,000?
4 responses
@working4theweekend (2403)
• United States
24 Feb 07
I would buy a new house and a dependable vehicle and then I would buy lots of groceries so I never had to worry about starving. I would also make sure and invest some and to save some.
@ukchriss (2097)
•
3 Mar 07
There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio.
he announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was so mad that she turned her radio off.
A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing.
The blonde stopped her car jumped out and yelled,
"It's blondes like you that give us all a bad name.
If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"
@camille101 (1025)
• United Arab Emirates
3 Mar 07
What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
An airbag.