Shoulda Bought a Hat!
By Katlady2
@Katlady2 (9904)
United States
February 25, 2007 12:17am CST
An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, recently moved to Texas. Ray has always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them and wears them home. Walking proudly into the house, he says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different now?"
Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it will be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!!!"
Shaking her head, Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat."
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@stud_muffin (270)
• India
2 Mar 07
Once upon a time there were two blondes who had gone rock climbing. Suddenly, one man lost his footing and went tumbling down to the bottom.
The other man frantically screamed, "Ross!", and was relieved to hear a faint reply.
"Okay Ross," shouted Robert, "I'm gonna throw a rope down to you, so wrap it 'round one of your legs and..."
but before he could finish, he heard Ross call, "But both my legs are broke."
Robert suggested his arms, to which the reply was, "They're broken too!"
So finally, Ross held on with his mouth. Robert struggled to pull up the rope, and when he was nearly there, Robert said, "You right there mate?"
Ross replied, "YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS........"
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@albert2412 (1782)
• United States
1 Mar 07
Poor guy! I also am a Texian. I don't like to wear my boots, but I do have a hat. (Ialso like to wear shirt and pants. lol).
@stud_muffin (270)
• India
27 Feb 07
A blonde brought her baby to a doctor. After examining, the doctor right away determined that the baby had an earache. He wrote a prescription for eardrops.
In the directions he wrote, "Put two drops in right ear every four hours" and he abbreviated "right" as an R with a circle around it.
Several days passed, and the blonde returned with her baby, complaining that the baby still had an earache, and his little behind was getting really greasy with all those drops of oil.
The doctor looked at the bottle of eardrops and sure enough, the pharmacist had typed the following instructions on the label:
Put two drops in R ear every four hours.
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@cwilson26 (2735)
• United States
26 Feb 07
LMAO! Where do you find these jokes at? Another good one I have to tell my family about. Thanks for the laugh again! :)
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