A religious joke
By whatsnew22
@whatsnew22 (71)
United States
February 25, 2007 7:09am CST
Moses Jesus, and an elderly man were out playing golf, Moses swung at his golfball, and it was a horrible shot, landed right in a pond, he parted the water and walked into the pond and hit it out into the hole.
Jesus swung, again another horrible shot, landed right in the pond, but it stoped at the waters surface and didn't sink in the pond. Jesus walked out to it on the water and hit it in the hole.
Now the elderly man swung, another horrible shot straight for the pond, but when it landed in the pond a fish spat it back out of the pond into the air, then a bird snatched it out of the air, carries it all the way down the green, drops it by the hole, and it almost goes in, but then a chipmunk climbs down a tree and nudges it in for a hole in one.
Jesus looks at the elderly man and says "nice shot dad" =)
2 responses
@forjosie (1544)
• Indonesia
28 Feb 07
I often feel guilty
Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked. "Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "It's gotten so that every time I date one of the young doctors here, I end up dating him. And then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a week."
"I see," nodded the psychiatrist. "And you, no doubt, want me to strengthen your will power and resolve in this matter."
"NO!!!" exclaimed the nurse. "I want you to fix it so I won't feel guilty and depressed afterward!"
