Whats the best pick up line you ever heard?
By braided
@braided (698)
Canada
February 25, 2007 1:38pm CST
When I was out one time a couple of years ago ... the best pick up line ever .... I had just slapped a guy in the bar for being rude and then I was standing alone and a guy came over to me and handed me his watch and said
"Would you like my time? ... When you dont want my time anymore you can give me back the watch? We talk for quit some time and we ended up going out for a year
Whats your best line? or Whats the best line you ever heard?
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@sharone74 (4837)
• United States
29 Mar 07
One of the best ones I have heard is. Excuse me are you taking applications for the job as your man? I thought it was really really cute and so was the guy.We've been together now for 2 1/2 years. Though at the time that he first asked I wasn't. I was 2 years into a 3 1/2 year relationship. But he ran up on me while I was breaking up with the nut a year and a half later and asked again.
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@braided (698)
• Canada
29 Mar 07
yeappers ... i like that one too .... Was he black .... Black men are much more smooth than white man ... they seem to know what to say and how to say it .... just wondering ... smilin .... but on the other hand there are some smart smooth white men too ... not ruling anything out here ..
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@moonmagick (1458)
• United States
26 Mar 07
Ok, so I have a few of these, because as I have mentioned before in other posts, I had a bit of a wild spell between my divorce and meeting my second husband.
One of the most original I have heard was: If I pet you, would you follow me home?
This one made me laugh: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
I actually went on a date with this guy because he made me laugh: I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down
I am fairly well endowed and one pig actually came up to me and asked if he could feel my chest because he and his buddies had a wager as to whether they were real or not, and he wanted to win, that one got got slapped.
And one particulary creepy guy kept sniffing me. I finally got annoyed and asked him what his problem was. He said: "I just wanted to see if you smelled as sweet as you look. And I was right you do. Are you going to let me taste too?" I woulda slapped him, but he was my dads age and I couldn't make myself do it, so I just went and sat on a male friends lap and told the guy he was my boyfriend, please go away. And he did.
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@braided (698)
• Canada
29 Mar 07
Some guys have some nasty lines for sure ... And I dont care how old they are, they either get a nasty nasty look with nasty words attached (from me) or a slap .... Number one in my books is respect and if they dont show me respect they dont deserve any from me either .... this also shows me they dont respect themself and thats really important in a relationship but lets face it ... one usually doesnt find good relationships in a bar .... but it has been known to happen .... not ruling anything out ... smilin ..... thanks for sharing ..
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@tarsadawn (350)
• United States
25 Feb 07
OMG..the best was...., "Do you wash your pants in windex? because I can see myself in your pants." LOL...I just walked away. I've also heard, "Are you an angel, because you look like you've fell from heaven to me."
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@sloanjosiecat79 (299)
• United States
10 Apr 07
my persoanl fave is "i lost my number, can i have yours" so cheesy.
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