There is always more than one way to look at things!!
By kbkbooks
@kbkbooks (7022)
Canada
February 25, 2007 7:08pm CST
A hunter buys a new bird dog. He goes hunting one morning. He blows his duck call and soon a flock of ducks arrives over the pond. BANG! After he shoots the first duck it
lands in the pond. He orders the dog to retrieve it. Promptly the dog runs across the top of the pond, retrieves the floating duck and drops it at the man's feet. BANG!
Again the man orders the dog to retrieve. He runs over the top of the pond and brings back the duck. Amazed, the man shoots a third duck, and again the dog runs across the top of the pond and brings it back.
Thinking he has found a really exceptional dog, the man decides he must share his find with the local pastor who also enjoys hunting and loves dogs. The following weekend
they go off early on Saturday morning. Watch this, says the man to the pastor. BANG! A expected, the dog runs across the top of the water and retrieves the duck.
"Isn't this an amazing dog?" he asks the pastor.
The pastor nods, "Hmm..."
Again the man demonstrates his dog's skill.
The pastor nods, "What a great dog."
"Did you notice anything unusual about him?" asks the man.
The pastor is silent for a moment then replies, "Yes. Yes I did. That dog doesn't know how to swim!"
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@whiteheather39 (24403)
• United States
26 Feb 07
This is the first discussion I have looked at this morning. So my day started with a laugh! Thanks
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@hockeygal4ever (10021)
• United States
2 Mar 07
LOL
Did the guy rename the dog Jesus?
The canine version of walking on water!!! lol
@kbkbooks (7022)
• Canada
3 Mar 07
I think that's what the guy wanted the pastor's blessing to do! But hey, the pastor looked at it the other way!!! This is really the perfect dog lover's joke though. My dad was a pastor and a dog lover and he would have LOVED this joke, just as much as he loved my scalloped potatoes.
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@kbkbooks (7022)
• Canada
16 Apr 07
You know the one about the robber in the dark who hears a voice..."Jesus is watching you!" He continues the robbery but again he hears the voice "Jesus is watching you!" So he shines around his flashlight and sees a parrot. As the light hits the parrot he says again, Jesus is watching you. The robber says, "Am I supposed to be scared of a parrot named Jesus?" The parrot says, "My name is Moses." The robber says, "Who would name a stupid bird Moses?" The parrot points the corner of the room where the robber shines his light as the parrot says, "The same people who would name that Rottweiller Jesus!"
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