Have You Met a "Fake" Person Before?

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In fake, I don't mean like a doll or a mannequin but I mean everything about that real life person is fake. I know this one person and she is absolutely made of plastic or something. (Not literally, she didn't have plastic surgery or anything.) But she was sooooo fake in that everything she says seems almost "forced" and she doesn't speak in a normal human-ish voice. She speaks as if she's pretending to be some stuffed animal and talking in a squeaky kind of voice. Except she does that all the time. And I know that's not her real voice because she rarely is "real". It bugs the heck out of me because when she laughs, it sounds fake, everything she does is like fake. It's as if her whole life is a front put up to trick other people into thinking that she is such a great person. She almost has no evil thoughts, thinks goodly of everyone (even the people who are totally bad) and like just pretends to like everyone. It's like she has no feelings at all! Furthermore, because of her plastic-ness, she has this whole "holier than thou" attitude toward me just because I have REAL FEELINGS. And of course, for some weird reason, everyone absolutely adores her and loves her and worships her. But for those who see into who she really is, she is such an annoyance and plastic piece of a human being. Have you ever met someone like that in your life? How infuriating was it to talk to that person?