Let me touch your bum - you will be rich tomorrow
@lordwarwizard (35747)
Singapore
February 27, 2007 9:04am CST
How many of you have been curious about fortune telling? Have you tried it before?
Perhaps you have visited a travelling gypsy and had your fortune told using tarot cards. Perhaps you tried to read your love life in the leaves of your brewed tea. Or perhaps you consulted a Fengshui master to have your Eight Characters checked.
But have you heard of fortune telling by bum? That's right, by bum. I read about a fortune teller (he had been blind by birth) who would touch your butts and feel the bones there to tell your fortune. He has many repeat customers who all insist that he is accurate in his predictions.
Let's put the accuracy aside for now. Would you ever have pay to have your fortune divined this way? Would you consent to dropping your pants and letting someone who is not your lover touch and fondle your butts? Would you even tell your friends about it if you sneaked in for a consultation anyway?
Do share your thoughts. ;-)
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@smacksman (6053)
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6 Mar 07
Seriously now! I can devine if someone is pregnant by rubbing their boobs. And if the left one responds better it is a boy!
And if she is not pregnant then a bit more rubbing and a bit more... and she will be!
I just love the way fortune tellers do their job. It is a very clever con job.
@lordwarwizard (35747)
• Singapore
6 Mar 07
Time to switch profession for you then! :P
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@lordwarwizard (35747)
• Singapore
6 Mar 07
Here's a smack for you. *smack*
I gave you the best response, I want to close this discussion. You just bumped it up! *mad*
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@serena_wai (970)
• Malaysia
16 Apr 07
People are born curious. That's the reason why we can explore in the Moon and Mars now. Emm...I haven't tried any fortune telling like face reading, palm reading, bum touching, etc... however I tried Talot before, even thou it's an online Talot, but it sounds very accurate! It will explain your current situation, ur feeling, problems u are having now, and bal bla bla...probably it just catch the majority's phychology thinking.
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@lordwarwizard (35747)
• Singapore
17 Apr 07
Well said. It is often the curiosity that drives people on to have their fortunes told. They just want to know what's gonna to happen to them.
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@dana234 (2114)
• Spain
5 Mar 07
I´ve had my fortune told by tarot cards a few times.
Coming to your bum touching fortune teller, no I wouldn´t let him massage my behind. I´m using the term "massage" because if he needs to feel the bones he must have his hands there for quite some time, yuk, lol.
One thing I´d really like to know: Does he touch men´s bums as well?
Just curious.
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@lordwarwizard (35747)
• Singapore
6 Mar 07
Yes, from what I read, he does it for both sexes. But he is supposedly blind from birth so...
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@greengal (4286)
• United States
27 Feb 07
Yikes, no way! I think that blind guy is up to something else..LOL ;o) I like to get my fortune read but no way am I letting somebody feel my back side! And since I would never allow such a thing the question of telling friend doesn't arise at all..hehe
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@lordwarwizard (35747)
• Singapore
27 Feb 07
Same sentiments on my side!
Wouldn't have that guy touching my butt, be he magic man or no. :P
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@minnie_98214 (10557)
• United States
17 Apr 07
Now the guestion is if it was a good looking chick would it change your mind?
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@rogen_andrei (638)
• Philippines
5 Mar 07
No way! letting a blind guy tell my fortune by touching my bum? that's ridiculous. not unless it's a beautiful blind lady.. LOL well, I don't really believe in fortune telling, haven't even tried even just the tarot card or the palm reading...so i guess, I won't bump into that blind guy fortune teller.
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@fxfriski (209)
• Singapore
5 Mar 07
I used to get my fortune told, palm reading and such.. paid services.
Occasionally I still use tarots, i-ching, numerology and astrology for fun and bit of guidance. (So called free service)
Otherwise I just use my own crystal ball...
One thing I found out, the most accurate prediction is often my own. When I predicted I will be hungry... you can't imagine how thrilled I am. It works!
And no, no butt touching :D
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@lordwarwizard (35747)
• Singapore
6 Mar 07
Hahaha...
So you are into this divining thingy too. Ever tried something that worked for you? :P
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@josephperera (2906)
• Sri Lanka
17 Apr 07
Recently a famous Indian fortune teller came to Sri Lanka and told the fortune by the touch. But some ladies suspected some hanky panky and a police decoy was used to see what is going on. The fortune teller could not tell his own fortune. He got caught to the trap and got arrested. The police felt his bones and told his fortune.
@lordwarwizard (35747)
• Singapore
17 Apr 07
But usually a fortune teller cannot tell his own fortune. Like some believe a tarot card reader cannot divine her own fate..
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@lossforredwords (3620)
• Philippines
17 Apr 07
I heard that before and I don't really see how she can predict something from touching someones butt! Didn't she feel grouse touching those butt? yuck!
I haven't tried consulting any gypsy or tarot reading and I have no plan to do it especially those touching butt method!
(hmmm... have she got farted before?)
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@minnie_98214 (10557)
• United States
17 Apr 07
Ummmm what are you for real? Okay that is just weird. If im gonna have my butt felt by a stranger he would be paying me not the other way around. On the other hand im inspired I may have to try this one out hehehe. I know some people who would let me touch there butts I could make some good money.
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@urbangirl (1456)
• Australia
17 Apr 07
It sounds very suspect, so the answer for me would be NO. Paying for the "privelege" of having someone feeling me up for something that may or may not come true sounds like a rort to me.
@lordwarwizard (35747)
• Singapore
17 Apr 07
Right.. what a weird "privilege" to be paying for. :P
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@maddysmommy (16230)
• United States
17 Apr 07
LMAO for realz? no way! don't want someone elses hand on my bum thank you very much! but no, i have never had my fortune told, and i don't intend to either, i'll let nature take its course!
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@kakemafarm (492)
• United States
17 Apr 07
I don't think I would visit that guy, I wouldn't have the nerve! I have never gone to visit any fortune teller though I am curious about it and would love to go. My grandmother, who wholeheartedly belived in people reading the stars and such had my future done immediately after I was born. The lady only used my birthdate as a reference and she "foretold" all kinds of things, about my character and how my life would unfold. This was all recorded on a cassette and my grandma gave it to me years later after I was married and had kids and you know, the lady actually got a lot of things right! Creepy.
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@desireeo (595)
• Philippines
17 Apr 07
no way! that's very weird. what's my butt got to do with my fortune? is this fortune teller for real? i don't believe in fortune telling. only God know what lies for you in the future. i have had my palm read for fun and not a thing came true. fortune telling is business. they'll only tell you what you want to hear so they'll earn more money. you can even do it. it takes practice and skills. others would even research first before going ahead with their fortune telling so they sound more accurate. so really. don't rely on them. if you want to make your future bright then work hard. your fortune lies in your hand and not in theirs.
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@lordwarwizard (35747)
• Singapore
17 Apr 07
Hahaha, yea, what has your butt got to do with your fortune? :P
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@aciddrop (798)
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17 Apr 07
haha that sounds cool.but i wont let a weird fortune-telling guy do that on me coz its so embarrassing!:)above all,i dont believe in fortune telling but take it as superstition.have you ever had you palm read?try it this is another fortune telling way apart from tarot cards.
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@lordwarwizard (35747)
• Singapore
17 Apr 07
Yea, I thought it is potentially embarrassing too. :P
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@flowerchilde (12529)
• United States
10 Mar 07
No, that would be too much for me.. if he wanted to read my palm, fine. But I draw the line at bum reading.
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@lordwarwizard (35747)
• Singapore
10 Mar 07
Exactly. Palm and bum, no doubt they rhyme.. but they are 2 entirely different things! :P
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@dentkk (240)
• Hong Kong
6 Mar 07
Nice and interesting predictive method. However, if you talking about
feel the bones or touch the bones structure, that is quite possible
that his method is viable.
Blind people always had some secret techniques to do great prediction.
E.g. like the Chinese Bazi technique used by blind people(the eight
characters u referring) that is completely different to traditional
Chinese Bazi. and can donedetail prediction and they will not just
tell u future but your past in order to check your birthtime is
correct or not.
Well, I do not like to pay money for fortune telling, might be becoz
i m also a student of occult arts.
As for me, i will not dare to drop my pants and let someone touch my
body parts, except the hands XD.
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@lordwarwizard (35747)
• Singapore
6 Mar 07
Yes, supposedly it does work.. that's why he has regular clients...
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@mariyamaka (931)
• India
17 Apr 07
And please i dont want to get rich using my........ lol!!!
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@mariyamaka (931)
• India
17 Apr 07
Thats funny... oh my gd!!! firstly i don belive in all this!!! i would not let anyone touch my hand leave the bum!!! i read star signs but not exactly belive or follow... that it!
@willfe (149)
• United States
16 Apr 07
Nope. If you wanna touch my backside, you gotta pay ;)
Crude, but it's been a good mental approach to that particular issue.
I still think the fortune telling thing is still a complete crock anyway. It's all cold-reading, which is a skill, not a "talent." And it's just useful for parting fools with their money.
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@lordwarwizard (35747)
• Singapore
17 Apr 07
There are simply too many things in the world that we have no idea the truth or untruth of.
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