Victoria Beckham - she's yours now LA *grin*

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Whilst she has some 'fans' I'm sure (though I've yet to meet any) the overwhelming public opinion in England of Victoria Beckham is that she's a vacuous and moody stick-insect thin clothes horse with a monumental ego. Speaking for myself now, I can only say how pleased and relieved I am that she's moving straight to Los Angeles from Madrid - for a little while I was terrified she was going to come back here. It's fairly easy to avoid her when she's on the other side of the pond - not so easy when she's here making headlines constantly for such amazing feats as wearing a pencil skirt, pouting whilst wearing trannie heels and a pair of 6 year olds jeans and constant hair flicking. I really don't like to be too hard on the woman - she's human after all however she's done so little to redeem herself in my eyes since she came to our attention as a member of the Spice Girls. She met and married a handsome and, at the time, very successful footballer, she managed to piss off his Manager causing a rift that wouldn't be healed leading to his eventual selling to Real Madrid. His form has dipped, he's no longer the England captain - he's not even in the national squad, Real Madrid don't play him - he's there purely for financial reasons bringing in the big bucks of marketing/promotional opportunities. Brand Beckham as it's called - all engineered by the financially savvy VB. She wanted to go to Spain, she now wants to go to LA - what Vicky wants she gets - with bells on. But for me the final nail in her coffin was when she refused to admit she'd had breast augmentation. The woman lost several stones in weight and turned into a pipe-cleaner yet miraculously and against all odds her bosoms grew bigger (or so she would have us believe) - I know fake boobs when I see them and I don't appreciate being taken for an idiot by someone who has written two books but says publicly she's never read one. She's now admitted her breast surgery (ya don't say!) and indeed has had her pneumatic front further enhanced - a couple of half grapefruits now adorn said pipe cleaner. As you've probably gathered - I'm not a fan, you're right - she's not nice, she's not clever, she very rarely smiles and she's full of it. Wicked (and petty I'll admit) though it sounds - her husband having an affair (allegedly! *smile*) with the classy, voluptuous and intelligent Rebecca Loos was tremendously gratifying at the time. Apologies to all VB fans/supporters - I can't help it - if she smiled occasionally and did something charitable once in a while I might begin to like her. Until then ...