Proverbs as told by children
By sugarnspice
@sugarnspice (110)
United Arab Emirates
February 28, 2007 1:46am CST
A First Grade teacher collected old well known proverbs. She gave each kid in her class the first half of a proverb and had them come up with the rest:
As you make your bed so shall you..........mess it up
Better to be safe than..........Punch a fifth grader
Strike while the.........bug is close
Its always darkest before......Daylight savings time
Never understimate the porwer of ........termites
You can lead a horse to water but.........how?
Don't bite the hand that.......looks dirty
No news is........impossible
A miss is as good as a ......Mr.
You can't teach an old dog new........math
If you lie down with dogs you'll.......stink in the morning
Love all, trust........me
The pen is mightier than the.......pigs
An idle mind is the..........best way to relax
Where there's smoke, there's.......pollution
A penny saved is......not much
Two's company, three's.......The Musketeers
Don't put off tomorrow what........you put on to go to bed
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and...... you have to blow your nose
None are so blind as.....Helen Keller
Children should be seen and not........spanked or grounded
If at first you don't succeed, .........get new batteries
You get out of something what you.........see pictured on the box
When the blind leadeth the blind.......get out of the way
There's no fool like ........Aunt Eddie
2 responses
@protectiva (687)
• United States
4 Mar 07
hahha, Aunt Eddie must be a real idiot! And now we all know it!
@dopey22girl (3319)
• United States
4 Mar 07
Lol those are really funny...it sounds just like something kids would say. Ahh...I love children!