Little Johnny Joke
By lprhll
@lprhll (387)
Italy
February 28, 2007 2:01am CST
Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first!
4 responses
@mshogrider67 (565)
• United States
28 Feb 07
Gotta love Little Johhny, I have been reading little johnny jokes for years and they are always funny no matter how short or long
@anjuscor (1266)
• India
28 Feb 07
thats true..... here is one for you...
it is dirty... sorry if some feels yuck...
ne night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks "Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?".
His teacher replies "NO"
Johnny moans and says "But my mummy lets me".
"OK then, just for tonight" the teacher replies.
Johnny jumps into bed with her and asks "Miss can I please play with your belly button with my finger".
She again says "NO".
"But my mummy lets me" says Johnny again.
"Well I suppose it's OK" replies the teacher.
Things are silent for a few minutes until the teacher leaps up screaming "THAT'S NOT MY BELLY BUTTON"
Little Johnny replies "It aint my finger either".
@anjuscor (1266)
• India
28 Feb 07
The teacher asks Little Johnny "Which body part goes to heaven first?"
Little Johnny replies "The feet miss"
So the teacher says "Why the feet?"
And Little Johnny says "Because when I go in my mummys bedroom at night she has her legs in the air shouting 'Oh my God I'm coming'"
