Imitation
By zhisheng2005
@zhisheng2005 (301)
China
February 28, 2007 4:11pm CST
A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach,"Well ,sit down and eat your tea"said his mother."your stomach's hurting because it's empty ,It'll be all right when you 've got something in it"
Shortly afterwards Dad come in from the office ,comp;aining of a headache,
"That's because it's empty ."said his bright son."You'd be right if you had something in it"
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@forjosie (1544)
• Indonesia
1 Mar 07
Supermarket Training
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store."
"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom - I'll show you how."