Bible: An Epic?

Sardar declares: I will never marry in my life&.... I'll give same advice to my children also.. -------------------------------------------- SARDAR talking on cell. 2nd sardar : kisse baat kar raho ho.. 1st: biwi se.... 2nd: itne ... pyar se...? 1st: tumahari hai... -------------------------------------------- A donkey kicked sardar & ran away Sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'sala tranksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'. ----------------------------------------------- Slam book filled by santa. 1. Strength : my wife, jeeto. 2. Weakness: banta's wife, preeto. 3. oppurtunity: when banta is on tour. 4.Threat: when i am on tour --------------------------------------------------- Sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like coke bottle. Jeeto: Yes darling i stikk do , only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5ltr. ----------------------------------------------------- On jeeto's bday sardar had no money , so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses. when he returns home jeeto said. thanks i got cheque cashed from bank manager. --------------------------------------------------- Teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times sardar: lara dutta marries brain lara and she becomes lara lara ---------------------------------------------------- Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan.... ----------------------------------------------------- Santa went to mysore palace. Tourist guide- santaji donot sit there, its tipu sultan's chair santa-oye dont worry yaar ill get up when he comes!!! ---------------------------------------------------- sardar wanted to make a STD, call to punjab, He wanted to save money so what did he do? simple, he went to punjab and made a local call. --------------------------------------------------- Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ki itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai........ Sardarji: kyun key pizza hut meni " Delivery free" hai.. ------------------------------------------------ Teacher: a for? sardar : Apple Teacher: Jor se bolo? sardar: jay mata di. --------------------------------------------------- When titanic was sinking, a man asks sardarji, how far is land? Sardar: 2kms. Man jumpa into the sea & asks: which way? sardar: Downwards. --------------------------------------0---------- Sardar order pizza. Waiter: sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces? sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge ------------------------------- santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. santa :w ho ru? Girl: seeta here. Santa : maine to chandigardh phone kiya tha, yeh to ayodhya mil gaya ----------------------------------------------------- Banta: Trunk dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baat lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai. -------------------------------------------------- 2sardars were fightinhg after exam. Sir : y ru fighting? 1.sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank. Sir so what? 1.sardar .Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied. -------------------------------------------------- A sardar learing english introduces his family in the party: hi! i am sardar, this is my sardarni, he is my kid,& she is my kidney.

1. The most important thing for a women is financial security. 2.Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes. 3.Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear. 4.Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully. 5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just `An oldrag` 6.Although their clothes are always 'just an old rag'. they still expect you to compliment them. 7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do. they don't believe you .

The bible was written by men living in the Middle East. And in those days... men had not yet travel... so the Middle East is all they knew. Even in our Modern culture... we don't aknowledge previous civilisations. We know that Australia had aborigines on the land for 40,000 years... but we say that Australia is 200 years old... because that is when we did colonize it. Nor does the bible recognize that there was men on Earth long before Adam and Eve. The bible says that we look like God's image. But the very first men did not look anything like us.