Let's lighten the mood... anyone know any good jokes?

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I have spent the last three days complaining on this site and decided when I was falling asleep last night that today was gonna be positive!! So, if anyone knows any good jokes please post them here... I'll start the ball rolling: A bear goes behind a tree to have a 'number two' and just as he finishes, a cute lil' bunny rabbit hops by. The rabbit seems embarrassed because he has intruded upon the bears privacy and, not being very good with words in embarrassing situations he says to the bear, 'So. er, do u have a problem with poo stickin' to your fur?' The bear frowns in a thoughtful way for a second and then says, 'Nope' and he picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt with it!! Lol Lol LOl !! Anyone to follow that.....