Unfaithfull HUBBY,,,,,,,,ha ha ha h a!!!!!!!!!!
@HumsafarMandeep (691)
March 2, 2007 8:19am CST
Rita was standing vigil over her husband's deathbed. As she held his hand, her warm tears ran silently down her face, splashed onto his face, and roused him from his slumber.
He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly. "My darling," he whispered."Hush, my love," she said. "Go back to sleep. Shhh. Don't talk."But he was insistent. "Rita," he said in his tired voice. "I have to talk. I have something I must confess to you.""There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Rita. "It's all right. Everything's all right, go to sleep now.""No, no. I must die in peace, Rita. I slept with your sister, your best friend and your mother."Rita mustered a pained smile and stroked his hand. "Hush now dear, don't torment yourself. I know all about it," she said."Now you be still, and let the poison work."
7 responses
@forjosie (1544)
• Indonesia
7 Mar 07
UNDER THE STREET LIGHT
Late at night, a drunk was on his knees beneath a street-light, evidently looking for something. A passer-by, being a good Samaritan, offered to help. "What is it you have lost?" he asked.
"My watch," replied the drunk. "It fell off when I tripped over the pavement."
The passer-by joined in the search but after a quarter of an hour, there was still no sign of the watch. "Where exactly did you trip?" asked the passer-by.
"About half a block up the street," replied the drunk.
"Then why are you looking for your watch here if you lost it half a block up the street?"
The drunk said: "Because the light's a lot better here."
@belotindos01 (7)
• Philippines
3 Mar 07
you got a stupid idiot hubby! i wonder why man do that to other women.besides they love her very much. well there are so many reasons behind why many hubby and boyfriend do that to thier wife and girlfriend.because the main reason is in thier self(wife) because they dont know what that they are wrong by her husbubd or hubby.thanks
@jossytech (13)
• Nigeria
3 Mar 07
Well enjoy jokes. what is the lesson???
We must be truthful and be forgiving for a successful marital life
