just another green joke

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A nun comes to her other Superior and asks her to hear a confession: "Today I enjoyed the pleasure of the flesh. Father Goodwin came to me and told me that I had the gates to Heaven here between my legs. Then He said that he had the key to heaven, and he put it in the gates." "B*ST*RD!" cried the Mother Superior. "For years, he told me it was Gabriel's trumpet and I have been blowing it."